2006/03/01
Poor insect died after getting stepped on a total of 9 times by meifen, valerie and me. But anyway, it was it's own fault for flying into the classroom. THE INSECT VS THE HUMAN. You shall read of the story later, i shall do my usual complaining.
As usual school for me today. I had Chinese paper today! I am going to fail it. Seriously, it's damn hard. Time for me to brush up my chinese. I communicate with my parents in simple chinese. Words that i am able to pronounce correctly and sometimes i talk to mum in english. Anyway, daddy is seldom home. So i don't really talk to him. Mummy is forcing me to read chinese newspaper. And i hate reading them. As if i can even understand it. Out of one whole sentence i have at least 2 or more words that i don't know how to read. How pathetic! No chinese papers for me. I rather read The Straits Times. But still i don't enjoy reading the papers. I like Reader's Digest. Plenty of interesting things in it! And they are useful!
After Chinese paper, we had to go down to the gym for account and math. Account was boring while Math was quite alright. Diana was helping me buff my nails. YAY. Now it is clean and shiny. And for a while, we were joking and fooling around. She was being stupid but quite cute(: Had recess! No, i am not going let you know what i ate. But anyway, i am snacking on a bar of Royce chocolate now. NO NO. That's not my mum's birthday present(: YUM!
Next coming up, Social Studies! How wonderful. I hate Social Studies. It is a very GAY subject. But what choice do i have. After Social Studies, we had chemistry. Mr yeo came into the class in a very very very bad mood. He started shooting his head off at everybody. And i did not bring my textbook to school and was 'asked' to stand outside the class along with meifen, huimin, sasha and yewjia. Oh whatever. At first i thought that we were going to be so bored. But NO, i was wrong! How fun! Anyway just to let you know, we were standing for one and a half hours. While we were standing, (here comes the story) we heard a buzzing sound. The sound was quite loud. And all of a sudden, a huge insect flew right past us and into the classroom. And there it hovered near us and the door. Valerie was sitting near the door and being so attractive, the insect flew toward her and landed on her skirt. She did not know. Meifen and me were screaming as softly so we could trying to warn her about the EVIL INSECT. She looked and with a cool flick of her finger, gave the INSECT the ride of it's life. The poor insect flew off her skirt and landed on the hard cold cement floor. All of us were prompting her to step on the insect and end it's poor little life. But she was too frightened to. So she used a piece of tissue paper, covered the insect and she stepped on the insect twice. But you know what! The insect did not die. So, i kicked the piece of tissue paper along with the insect out of the classroom. There, i covered the insect with another layer of tissue paper and stepped on it twice. So the insect was stepped on four times already. But you know what, it did not die. Brave meifen took another piece of tissue paper, covered the insect with it and she stepped on it. And all of us heard a sickening crack sound. OUCH! We pulled the tissue paper apart to find the poor insect 'bleeding'. And i told meifen to leave it alone since its dead. But it was not dead. Meifen used another piece of tissue paper and she stepped on the insect a few more time, out came another sickening crack. And more blood appeared. Finally the evil insect died. God bless): We killed a poor little insect. How mean(:
& there she goes, so perfectly ;
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