I found this really funny story. i wrote it around 2 years ago? It happened in class when i was in CHIJ saint theresa's convent! Enjoy!


While we were standing, (here comes the story) we heard a buzzing sound. The sound was quite loud. And all of a sudden, a huge insect flew right past us and into the classroom. And there it hovered near us and the door. Valerie was sitting near the door and being so attractive, the insect flew toward her and landed on her skirt. She did not know. Meifen and me were screaming as softly so we could trying to warn her about the EVIL INSECT. She looked and with a cool flick of her finger, gave the INSECT the ride of it's life. The poor insect flew off her skirt and landed on the hard cold cement floor. All of us were prompting her to step on the insect and end it's poor little life. But she was too frightened to. So she used a piece of tissue paper, covered the insect and she stepped on the insect twice. But you know what! The insect did not die. So, i kicked the piece of tissue paper along with the insect out of the classroom. There, i covered the insect with another layer of tissue paper and stepped on it twice. So the insect was stepped on four times already. But you know what, it did not die. Brave meifen took another piece of tissue paper, covered the insect with it and she stepped on it. And all of us heard a sickening crack sound. OUCH! We pulled the tissue paper apart to find the poor insect 'bleeding'. And i told meifen to leave it alone since it was already dead. But it was not. Meifen took another piece of tissue paper and stepped on the insect a few more time, out came another sickening crack. And more blood appeared. Finally the evil insect died. God bless): We killed a poor little insect. How mean (: but i am not remorseful. HA!

FUNNY ISN'T IT! okay. I am in class now! maybe i will blog later in the night.